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♪
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FITZ NARRATING:
Well, fuck. Here we go.
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[Gunshot]
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This is how it ends, the death
of Richard fucking Fitzpatrick.
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I did everything I could
to prevent my own death,
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saving my own ass
again and again.
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You want me? Come and get me!
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♪ Travel fast as light
till we're lost from sight ♪
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♪ The Earth is like
a toy balloon ♪
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Liquid nitrogen?
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♪ Riding on a jet
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♪ Destination moon
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But, like fate, or venereal
disease, death was inevitable.
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Though fuck me if I know
what I did to deserve it.
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I mean, who the hell
would want me dead?
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[Moaning]
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She's on my list
of must-bang chicks.
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You know: amputee, midget,
dental hygienist.
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Oh, boo-hoo, I gave her
syphilis, so shoot me.
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[Gunshot]
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Ooh.
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I was a good guy.
People respected me.
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And in turn, I respected
the shit out of them.
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Fuck off, Larry.
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Roses are red, Larry fuck off.
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Yeah, well, fuck you, Larry.
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Fuck off, LarryFuck off, Larry.
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And then I started to wonder
what the fuck it was all for,
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why I fought so hard to stay
alive in the first place.
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The Summer Wind!
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Summer Wind.
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Summer Wind Cocktail Lounge,
a real classy joint.
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And 50k gets you the opportunity
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to bone one of
our waitresses per year.
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This is enough money to start
construction on the Summer Wind.
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Ring-a-ding-ding.
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Because here's what
they don't tell you, kids.
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In those last few seconds
you're alive, you get a choice:
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regret everything you ever did
or take pride in the fact
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that you lived your life
without compromise
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and know that you made
an impact.
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Fuck.
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♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd find my smile
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'd have won by a mile
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♪ Without you
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♪ Oh, life would be
so grand ♪
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♪ Without you
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♪ I'm half a man
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♪ Without you
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♪ Without you...
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♪ Without you
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♪
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The moon is full
and guess what, fuckers?
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Fitzy's still alive.
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Ah, hey.
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That's it?
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I survived purgatory
and that's all I get? "Hey"?
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What do you want, man?
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It's been a real emotional
roller coaster with you lately:
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alive, dead, ghost. I just don't
know what to think anymore.
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[Ticking]
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Do you hear that?
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What, that voice
inside my head that's singing
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"Appreciate every day
because it could be your last"?
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No, 'cause that'd be gay.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's definitely a ticking sound.
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Will you stop being
so fucking paranoid?
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I made it to the Beaver Moon
and I'm still alive.
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And on top of that,
Larry's leaving, for good.
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Do you know what that means.
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Need a new roommate?
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No. It's time to celebrate.
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First order of business:
women and weed.
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Let's start with the weed.
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[Ticking]
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Now I hear a ticking sound.
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Yeah, I told you.
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It's like the timer from a...
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fixed magnet tilt fuse
explosive device.
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Hmm.
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No!
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[Explosion]
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You got more drugs, right?
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Yeah.
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I don't know why I didn't
see it earlier.
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Each clue,
each tragic misfortune,
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all roads to Richard's shadowy
assailant lead back to Larry,
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which is why I'm leaving today.
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I'm never coming back.
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I hope he's wearing
his coat today.
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Oh, God. What if he's
not wearing his coat?
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Thank you.
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♪
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I should have guessed.
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As soon as there's an explosion,
look who's here.
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Your concern is overwhelming.
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Don't flatter yourself.
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I care more about
the stain in my shorts.
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This was you, wasn't it?
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Right, because I have nothing
better to do with my time
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than to try and kill you.
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No, couldn't have been Meghan.
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It might have been.
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Nah, C4, plastic explosives,
back-up triggers,
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pine nuts: this is the work
of an expert.
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Real professional, someone who
wants to see your body
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blown to tiny bits
all over this garage.
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A little bomb doesn't scare me.
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It scares the shit out of me, bro.
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Nuh-uh. I survived a car crash,
the afterlife and the Amish.
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I can take whatever that shadowy
motherfuck dishes out
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and throw it back twice as hard.
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The moon is still up
for another six hours.
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We have time to find this guy.
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You two are going to find the
person that planted this bomb?
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You couldn't find
your own assholes
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with an asshole detector.
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So now you're the expert?
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I never said that.
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Six hours, huh?
What I need is a team.
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Oh, so, what the fuck?
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You assume that I'm going to
join because you need help?
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Want to join my team, Josh?
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Commander Josh McTaggert
at your service, sir.
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Whatever you need, Fitzy:
munitions, disguises, hot sauce.
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[Imitating explosion]
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We're going to need some backup,
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someone fearless, relentless.
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And, a little bit insane.
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Unbelievable. You're asking me?
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Putting a crew together.
Some asshole wants to kill me.
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We're going to stop him.
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And you want me because?
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Because you're psychotic,
efficient, easy on the eyes.
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Hmm, pass.
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Now that my belly's free of your
father's horrific abomination,
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the last thing I want to do
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is hang around
this emotional cesspool.
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In fact, the next one of you who
even looks at me the wrong way
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will eat through a straw
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and shit into a bag for
the rest of his miserable life.
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That's what makes you
the perfect addition.
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Come on, what do I got to do, beg?
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Yes.
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Come on, what do you
really want me to do?
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I need you, Dot Foxley.
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You know, there was a time
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I would have done anything
to hear you say that.
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Not anymore.
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You need me just as much.
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Believe me, you are
the last person I need.
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You really think
we're so different?
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We already play
for the same team.
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And what team is that?
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Team "I'll do
whatever the fuck it takes
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to get whatever the fuck I need
and fuck everyone else".
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It's a long name.
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Yep.
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I want half the take.
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It's a manhunt, not a con.
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You think I'm not going to
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take advantage of you
in your weakened state?
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This family's ruined me.
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I don't have a job,
an intact hymen
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or one fucking bit of patience.
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All right, nomads,
this is your powwow.
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So, wow me, or pow.
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For too long, our great tribes
have been rivals.
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It is time to end the bloodshed.
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You have built a grand empire.
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But you are a king
without a true heir.
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And who will inherit this fine
throne, hmm? Your first born?
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He can take over this dealership
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when he pries it
from my cold, dead hands.
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Exactly. He has proven to be
a liability again and again,
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and again and again.
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And your daughter
is many things.
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Many things.
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But a shrewd businessperson
is not one of them.
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Look, Lawrence of Arabia--
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He was the white one.
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I can see where this is going.
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But I can't sell the dealership.
Numbnuts is a partner.
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So is that lanky white shadow of
his and my maggot ex-wife.
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But you are
the majority partner, hmm?
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We will pay you fair market
value, no strings attached.
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Except that you agree to
never open another dealership.
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Fair market value plus 20%.
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10.
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19.15.
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18.
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16.25.
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17.5.
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16.75.
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ALL:
17.
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...25.
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And you can't change
the fucking name.
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So, tell me about
this death prophecy.
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Okay, it's tonight, I think,
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The beaver something or other.
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I think a moon has to be
up in the sky or something.
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What? So I'm a little fuzzy
on the details.
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Well, you might want to get
a little more specific,
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seeing as how your life
is on the line.
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Nah, Larry always took care
of all the detail-y shit.
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I'm a big picture guy.
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Okay, hot shot. What's the plan?
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You don't have a plan.
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Sure, I got a plan.
We wing it. Works every time.
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Oh yeah, and I got
the shark bites to prove it.
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Like the time you impersonated
the President of Malta,
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or when you tried to scam
the Jerry Lewis telethon,
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oh, and my favourite,
the Icelandic hash incident.
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They grow really good
hash there.
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I know they do.
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My C.O. in Rwanda told me
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"If you don't have solid intel,
you're fucked." Scottish.
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Six days later, he was dead.
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Fucking slippery bathtubs.
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If you don't put
that rubber shit down--
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We need Larry.
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Fuck Larry.
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You want to live?
Get the beanpole, now, mister.
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It's too late. He's gone.
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And I wouldn't know
where to look for him
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even if I wanted to find him,
which I don't.
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Found him.
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Huh?
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Right there.
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Fuck.
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Richard, the fates
keep drawing us together.
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It's not fate if you're waiting
outside the motel, swizzle nuts.
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You shouldn't be here.
It's for your own good.
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You never know when my rage
is going to boil to the surface
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and I strike again.
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Where were you today?
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Here. I waited until you left
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and then I went to
pack up a few things,
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and tidy a little,
do some laundry.
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But, I didn't
starch your collars.
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Is there no end to my villainy?
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So, you couldn't have planted
that bomb in the garage?
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I could have. What bomb?
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Someone planted a bomb, Larry.
And it wasn't you.
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So, would you stop acting like
a selfish asshole.
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I need your help.
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I'm putting a team together to
take this mystery fucker down.
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Team?
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Dot and Josh are waiting for us
back at the motel.
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You told her where we live?
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Are you going to help or not?
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I'm in, but I reserve the right
to suspect myself
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until proven otherwise.
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And if I'm going to be part of
this gang, I want a name.
258
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,404
How about "I'm going to kill you
if you don't shut the fuck up"?
259
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,059
I was thinking more along
the line of "The Avenger"
260
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,191
or "Mastermind".
261
00:11:56,454 --> 00:12:06,551
♪
262
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,951
Let's do this.
263
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,301
Do what? What I've been trying
to get you to do for months now?
264
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:21,610
I know.
"Shut the fuck up, Larry."
265
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:31,663
♪
266
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,566
If we can find
a common denominator
267
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:07,482
in the attacks against Richard,
then maybe we can find a lead.
268
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,876
Okay, there's the sexual
graffiti of the mural,
269
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,009
the exhumation of Babs Devon's
corpse, the Mommy video--
270
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,489
Ahem.
271
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:17,840
Okay, full disclosure, I kind of
broke into the brothel,
272
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,755
stole that hairbrush
and made the Mommy video.
273
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:20,974
I knew it!
274
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,584
But when we confronted you,
you denied that.
275
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:25,282
Oh, sweet Jesus, Larry,
it's called a lie.
276
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,154
You naughty girl.
277
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,851
So, what else?
278
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,461
Oh, those Texas Longhorns
in that western shirt
279
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,854
with that fucking bolo tie.
280
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,248
Don't forget the brake cylinder
in Mrs. Mulroney.
281
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,640
Oh, unless that was you too.
282
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,033
You know, Larry,
283
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,079
when a male soldier challenged
Cleopatra's authority,
284
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:42,082
she'd cut his gonads off and
grind them up for face cream.
285
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,997
You know what else
the ancient Egyptians had?
286
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,128
Syphilis.
287
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,564
Manners. That's right.
288
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,870
And the women wouldn't
arbitrarily torture someone
289
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,089
who's been an emotional wreck
290
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,873
for days and days
and days and days.
291
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,222
And, they cooperated.
292
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,093
How else do you think
they got the pyramids built?
293
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,529
Slavery.
294
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:57,184
I have had it up to here
with you, Miss Lies-A-Lot.
295
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,316
Ooh, my my my,
kitty's got claws.
296
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,145
Richard, I cannot work with
this unstable psychopath.
297
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,974
Says the castrated yes man
with no backbone.
298
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,368
For fuck's sake,
can we please focus, on me?
299
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,326
How are we going to
fucking save my ass?
300
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:12,155
There's always Plan E.
301
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,069
The old bait and tackle.
302
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,418
With a side of scorched Earth.
303
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,594
That just might work.
304
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:21,295
Okay, listen up, everyone.
This is how it's going down.
305
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,036
We wait until after dark
when the lot's closed
306
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,299
and no one's around,
307
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:28,911
or at least no one
we give a shit about.
308
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,698
What the fuck is this?
309
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:36,223
And act busy, deep cover like,
so that shadowy cocksucker
310
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,181
doesn't know
what the fuck we're up to.
311
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:42,142
And whatever you do, do not
tell Ken what we're up to.
312
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,840
He'll be all over us
like white on rice.
313
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,624
I'll go into my office,
314
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:50,019
pretend to get drunk
and pass out.
315
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,848
Whoever's trying to kill me
will think I'm an easy target.
316
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,024
But when they come to get me,
317
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,983
bam, I'll have
a surprise waiting.
318
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,115
Richard, Richard, wake up.
319
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,988
End of the line, fucker.
320
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,554
[Gunshot]
321
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,252
God damn it.
322
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,080
Meghan, you're Richard's
shadowy figure?
323
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,081
Give me that!
324
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,560
Ah!
325
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,041
Surprise.
326
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:15,871
Whoa!
327
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:19,919
Shadowy figure? What the hell
are you talking about?
328
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,051
The Lebanese mob
subcontracted me to kill you.
329
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,010
Pine nuts,
we should have guessed.
330
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,228
You're a hit man?
331
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,230
Yeah, who do you think
planted that bomb?
332
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,971
Why would the Leb mob
want me whacked?
333
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,669
Chester Vince took over my debt.
334
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,236
No, no, Bam-Bam Khouri told me
someone else hired them
335
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,151
and then they hired me.
336
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,979
So, this shadowy fucker
is too much of a pussy
337
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,286
to take me on himself?
338
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:40,896
Where can we find this Bam-Bam?
339
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,245
Okay, I'm not
telling you anything.
340
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,900
I'm always up for
a little target practice.
341
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,119
Maybe this can help.
342
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,034
No!
343
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,426
Thank you, Josh.
344
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,559
Yep, here's Bam-Bam's address.
345
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,040
Let's go.
346
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,652
Okay, you guys, untie me.
347
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,741
Seriously, untie me!
348
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:02,352
Lady Venom does not
get treated like this!
349
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:06,008
That is a terrible name
for a hit man.
350
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:13,973
Oh, motherfucker!
351
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:23,983
♪
352
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,420
You got to be
fucking kidding me.
353
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,291
Holy shit.
354
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,294
The Beaver Moon Saloon.
355
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:34,341
Look, railway tracks,
just like in the prophecy.
356
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:38,127
If you think about it: the fiery
explosion, the shattered glass,
357
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,999
bottle of bourbon, all the signs
Laverne warned you about.
358
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:44,133
A fucking bar? You couldn't
think to check the yellow pages?
359
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,744
Laverne said
"On the Beaver Moon."
360
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:50,052
Maybe she meant the roof?
361
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,053
Where are you going?
362
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,359
Where do you think, chisel dick?
363
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,056
I'm going to go confront
that asshole, Bam-Bam,
364
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,102
and find out who wants me dead.
365
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,278
Richard, you cannot go
into that establishment.
366
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,280
Really, Larry? Watch me.
367
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:04,371
For all we know, that Bam-Bam
will shoot you on sight.
368
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,981
Actually, Larry's right.
369
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,853
"Actually"? Gee, thank you.
370
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,594
Well, then you go
and scope it out.
371
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,595
Me?
372
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:12,596
Yeah.
373
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,163
Well...
374
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,686
Oh, you are pathetic.
Let me out.
375
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:18,124
No one is going to--
376
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,647
Ah!
377
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,170
No way. Josh, you stay here
and take care of Richard.
378
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,476
I'm going in!
379
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:25,131
Ow!
380
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,093
That was some good shit.
381
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,616
Yeah, I know.
382
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:42,670
♪
383
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,810
That must be them.
384
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,248
All righty then, pitter-patter,
let's get at 'er.
385
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,379
What are you doing?
386
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,946
Getting the information we need.
387
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,730
Violence is not the answer.
388
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:03,125
See, Larry, this is your
problem. You're all talk.
389
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,258
You say you want to help
but you don't have any balls.
390
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:09,305
Let's keep my capacious
testicles out of this.
391
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,306
You know what you are?
392
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,960
What?
393
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:16,312
With your 25¢ words and your
cheap ties, you're an enabler.
394
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:21,056
I am not an enabler.
Now, watch and learn.
395
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,284
Good evening. I'm Larry--
396
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,850
Who hired you to kill
Richard Fitzpatrick?
397
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,157
And you want to know what your
problem is? You are obstinate.
398
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,506
I prefer the term "Tenacious".
399
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,812
Answer me.
400
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,162
I'm just their hired hand.
401
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,556
Please, we don't want
any trouble.
402
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:47,517
We just want to know who hired
you to kill Richard Fitzpatrick.
403
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,129
No? Okay, okay, here we go.
404
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,782
Who wants...
405
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:55,221
[Imitating gun sounds]
406
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,048
Richard Fitzpatrick.
407
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,180
Hadid.
408
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,268
Who?
409
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,661
- Hadid.
- Hadid.
410
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,315
Hadid, yeah. Who's Hadid?
411
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,794
The fuck should I know?
412
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,883
These guys don't
tell me anything.
413
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:08,059
But there is one thing I know.
414
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:11,541
Three guns are better than one.
415
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,674
Yeah, yeah, good.
416
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,241
What are you going to do now,
Larry?
417
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,243
Oh, let me guess, stand around
and mince with indecision
418
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,201
while this Hadid bastard
kills your boyfriend?
419
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,944
No, I am going to the roof
to confront this Hadid person.
420
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:25,338
And by the way, Richard is a boy
and he is my friend.
421
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:28,993
So, I am not insulted
when you say he's my boyfriend.
422
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:33,041
You have a lovely establishment.
423
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:42,224
♪
424
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:51,407
[Snoring]
425
00:19:51,407 --> 00:20:01,461
♪
426
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:24,005
Hadid?
427
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:27,835
Hadid, I know you're
expecting Richard.
428
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,402
But if you want him,
429
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,882
you're going to have to
get through me first.
430
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,972
Hadid!
431
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:44,243
♪
432
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,854
I told you to wait in the car.
It's not safe here.
433
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,247
And you're not wearing a coat.
434
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,424
This is no time for
the silent treatment, mister.
435
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:55,079
Richard, what are you doing?
Would you stop?
436
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:59,127
Get away from the ledge.
437
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:02,739
Richard? Are you sleeping?
438
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,742
You're sleepwalking.
439
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:10,747
Is that why you've been behaving
so strangely all these months?
440
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:13,054
On the Beaver Moon,
441
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:18,102
a deed he did.
442
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:21,236
Richard, Richard,
wake up, it's you!
443
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:25,022
You're the shadowy figure!
444
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,023
I've got cocaine!
445
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:28,069
Huh? What?
446
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,160
Where am I?
447
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,944
On the roof of the Beaver Moon.
448
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:36,991
You were about to
hurl yourself off the edge.
449
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:39,080
Yeah. So, what are you saying?
There's no cocaine?
450
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,516
It makes perfect sense.
451
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:44,955
This whole time, you've been
sleepwalking. It's you.
452
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:49,917
Sleepwalking? What are you
saying? I defaced the mural?
453
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:56,010
I'm the one who dug up
Babs Devon's body?
454
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,841
I'm the one who told Sonja
to leave?
455
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,146
SONJA:
Mr. Fitz?
456
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,410
Leave and never come back.
457
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:08,805
I wrecked the brakes
in Mrs. Mulroney...
458
00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:14,898
Oh, go fuck yourself, Larry.
459
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,291
Do you know
how crazy that sounds?
460
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,033
Richard, we always hurt
the ones we love the most.
461
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:22,166
And who do you love the most?
Yourself!
462
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,472
Yeah, why settle
for second best?
463
00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:24,995
Don't you see?
464
00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:27,041
The only thing you have to do
to survive the Beaver Moon
465
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:30,087
is cancel the hit
that you placed on yourself.
466
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,959
Too late, fuckers.
467
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,134
Again with the fucking gun?
468
00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,527
Meghan, put it down.
469
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:37,051
Richard does not want to die
and we just made
470
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,401
the most wonderful
psychological breakthrough.
471
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,055
What about my breakthrough?
472
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:42,622
I finally found something
I'm interested in,
473
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,232
just like you told me too, Larry.
474
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:46,147
You told her to kill me?
475
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:48,758
No, I told her to find something
she's passionate about.
476
00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:50,151
Ooh.
477
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,588
Fuck your breakthrough.
This is my hit.
478
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:55,504
I took out the contract.
I'm the boss. You're fired.
479
00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:58,899
You can't tell me what to do.
I'm my own woman.
480
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,466
I create my own destiny.
481
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:04,557
And I will not have this family
drag me down any longer.
482
00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:05,558
God damn it!
483
00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,255
[Gunshot]
484
00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:08,822
Ooh.
485
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:09,910
Ah!
486
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:13,914
Well, fuck, here we go.
487
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,790
Richard!
488
00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:30,496
♪
489
00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:43,944
Thanks.
490
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:45,859
You owe me.
491
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:50,864
Can I work it off in trade?
492
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:54,563
Richard, Richard,
thank God you survived.
493
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:59,046
Yeah. Once again,
bourbon saved the day.
494
00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:01,004
Now let's get
the fuck out of here.
495
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:05,661
Wait, this isn't over, mister.
You need help, intense analysis.
496
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:08,403
Our work here is just beginning.
497
00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:09,926
Doesn't he have an Off switch?
498
00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:14,888
If you find one, let me know.
499
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:17,717
Richard? Wait.
500
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:20,067
As agreed.
501
00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:29,859
So long, suckers.
502
00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:33,950
Yes, yes, yes, you too.
503
00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:36,170
Miami or bust.
504
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:41,088
♪ Travel fast as light
till we're lost from sight ♪
505
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:44,091
♪ The Earth is like
a toy balloon ♪
506
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:48,965
♪ What a thrill you get
riding on a jet ♪
507
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:49,966
Hello?
508
00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:50,967
WOMAN:
Agent McTaggert?
509
00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:51,968
Yes, sir.
510
00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:54,449
Operation Blackout is a go.
511
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:57,496
Sorry, Fitzy.
512
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,934
♪ High in the starry blue
513
00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:04,285
♪ I'll be out of
this world with you ♪
514
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:08,245
♪ So away we steal
in a space mobile ♪
515
00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:10,421
[Gunshot]
516
00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:13,033
Well, on the plus side,
these unfortunate events
517
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:16,471
have galvanized our bond,
Richard. Don't you see?
518
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:21,476
There's nothing we can't do, buddy.
519
00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:29,484
♪
520
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:33,749
♪ Destination moon
521
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:37,666
♪ We'll go up, up, up, up
522
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,538
♪ Straight to the moon, we two
523
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:43,019
Ring-a-ding-ding, Larry,
524
00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:44,934
ring-a-ding-ding.
525
00:25:44,934 --> 00:25:47,241
♪ I'll be out of
this world with you ♪
526
00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:50,984
♪ So away we steal
in a space mobile ♪
527
00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:54,117
♪ A supersonic honeymoon
528
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:58,469
♪ Leave your cares below,
pull the switch, let's go ♪
529
00:25:58,469 --> 00:26:01,255
♪ Destination moon
530
00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:10,960
♪
531
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:15,095
♪ Destination moon
532
00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:24,626
♪
533
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:37,117
♪ Destination moon